Granted, everyone who visits the screening will have the most fun they ever had or will have. Ryan Reynolds makes a surprise appearance and pitches the next movie as deadpool himself! However you will be arrested on the way to the theater and interrogated the whole night. When the police finds out that you are in fact not the mastermind criminal they are looking for, you will be released just in time to see the theater burn down, so that there will never be another screening in town.

I wish for delicious cookies.