A huge part of my brain is just shouting:
[i]"This is bait. This HAS to be bait."[/i]

But another part of my brain is thinking that this is all legit. And I'm scared to think that.
And here's me throwing my two cents in,

[quote]
[i]"Also, have you not considered what it would be like to be the dragon as opposed to the knight?"[/i]
[/quote]

I'm sure there are much [b]MUCH[/b] better ways to do that. Maybe with an actual knight and dragon, some fantasy, yes? Not...whatever this is.
Jesus, I swear we're all puppets dangling in this string. Is this a test to see how sensitive we are? Because if it is, kudos.