[quote=@SillyGoy]
Guys, c'mon, it's just a collaborative narrative writing exercise.

Also, have you not considered what it would be like to be the dragon as opposed to the knight?
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>Come on, Chinese RPer, haven't you ever wanted to be the one holding the sword!

I knew trolls. Trolls are friends of mine. Good sir, you are no troll. 

You're just a /pol/ dancer who can Google search "war crimes" and put together a karma system. In another life you would have been a useful punching bag on an imageboard, but here you're just a petty little hack who nobody is going to even jokingly try to support. You've outed yourself as a bona fide sociopath and asshole now, so the best thing to do is probably leave this thread now. Take a walk outside. Enjoy the sunshine. Then walk back inside and drink a big bottle of turpentine. Your throat is going to close up and you're probably going to want to call for help, but I have faith in your resolve, young grasshopper. Take the batteries out of your home phone and chug the whole damn thing until your eyes burn too much to stay open. The people who get to stay in the gene pool for adult swim will honor you for your selflessness.

I'm done chewing your bait.