[@Cuccoruler]
Yay! Here I go!
(Please don't take any offense this is meant for comedic value.)

Cia - Sterile yandere for Landon.
Alec - Egyptian Kirby thing.
Axis - Mettaton with skin.
Claire - [color=f7941d]"FUCK CIA AND THE WORLD"[/color]
Yuki - [color=fdc68a]"Claire calm down."[/color]
Landon - [b][color=00aeef]*"Moonlight Sonata" plays in the background*[/color][/b]
Shone-Lee - [color=9e0039]Shipping god of ships.[/color]
Rhona - Heart breaker! Dream maker! Uterus taker!
Leon - [color=ed1c24]Slave for Rhona.[/color]
Xoxi - [color=662d91]"XOXI OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE FOOL!"[/color]
Flemmings - Supreme Court failure.
Marie - Araichnaphilics Anonymous and resident Satan.
Tlevran - [color=8882be]"That's a nice race you have there."[/color]
Miriam - "No fights? Boo."
Cythlla - Squids are friends, not food.
Reese - "I came here to fuck bitches."