[quote=@Legend]
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*Walks toward you*
We're going as fast as the ship can go without breaking apart. It's
*Appears backwards and walks toward you*
We're going as fast as the ship can go without breaking apart. It's fast, but we're being slowed.
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Not just... slowed-- your speech, and probably my-- probably my speech are being meddled with.