[hider=Collab in the downtime]
Meria attacks Alucard. Nu. 
Alucard dodges
Meria attempts to rape Alucard. 
Alucard ponders his potential actions
Meria rapes once he is pondering on shit.
Alucard asks his good friend ekko to rewind time and decides to instead flee due to commitment issues
Meria... cries... before simply cutting off a random guys head and drawing Alucard's face on it, sticking it on top of an Alucard body doll that she had made. There we go. N-now... y-you're mine forever Alucard.
._.._. sobsWh-what's wrong?my innocent eyes
Alucard ponders why this women is insane and promptly flees even further.
Meria spots him running and chases after him while panting excessively. "He. HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE MY BABYYYYYY ALUCARDDDDD!!! C'MERE YOU~ LOVE ME. AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I ALREADY MADE A DOLL FOR YOU!!!"
BUT WAIT, HE'S NOT DEAD, SHIA-SURPRISE!
Alucard becomes frightened and runs faster, clicking his pen to make Meria blind.
Love(that is in fact not love. WHY?!) makes Meria undefeatable. She uses her nightmare powers and grabs hold of a nightmare from a kid that was raped and abused as a child. Attacking him with it by making him experience the same in an illusion that she created. "Babyy~ I can take you out of there if you say you love me~" 
Alucard never sleeps and while he has a vivid imagination it works to his advantage, he grows wings and blindly flies to the moon, using his mystical yin yang powers to allow him to survive in space.
"DA FAQE BITCH!" 
".... what the fuck."
Lukas uses his telekinesis and flys to the moon with Savo in tow, along with using deus ex machina to breathe in space.
Continues planet hopping in a mad escape attempt
Meria follows him. However, she spots Savo and falls in love at first sight. 
Savo and Lukas nopes faster than Alucard, planet hopping past him.
Meria "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?! WHY DON't ALL OF YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!? I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!" she chases, faster than all of them with the power of LOVE. She goes ahead, landing in front of them. "ehehehehehhehe. Hai my loves~"
Alucard fakes his own death by turning left and running directly through the sun, using his powers to survive the expierience.
Lukas and Savo nope out of existence and ends up in another dimension lacking the yandere version of Meria.
---Yandere version of Meria kills herself due to the fact that both of her loves are gone. 
---Meria spots Lukas and Savo come through a portal. "Wh-what happened to the both of you?" She panics, and brings a first aid kit, water, and a towel to wipe their sweat off with. "Are you guys alright?"
And there's the plot of Mirai Nikki everyone! The end
There we go.  More Rp-ing done there than our actual collab. Goddamnit Nyte.

11/10 would read again

xDDD Yayyy~ beautiful rp-ing aint it?

Time to post in OOC WAITTTWAITTT WHAT??? XDDDD Well, whatever, can't be selfish. Wait... really? Waste of good material otherwise
My god. Well, OK fine. Just have them think Meria is a yandere.
I'm going to eat dinner.[/hider]