[quote=@Lugubrious]
I'm never a fan of gratuitous timeskips that are simply there because people feel they ought to have been there.  Making this the case retroactively would mean it took Slough millions of years to walk around the shore of the Fractal Sea, for instance, but I suppose time's relative for deities.
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She's easily distracted? "Oooh! A blade of grass!"