The story about Dead being hit by the truck

Chappell: When we’re all down in the dump he manages to cheer us all up. People will joke but we’re all very emotional dudes but this means everything to us. When things go wrong it hits us hard.
Jake: Like a truck!

Alright, let’s roll with the truck story then.

Chappell: Basically, we were speeding at 90 miles an hour down the motorway and this badass 50,000 foot truck ploughed into us at lightning speed, sending us over the barrier and everyone else was dead so we had to contact a fucking wizard to get our souls back from Davey Jones locker…
Jake: Nah but…
Chappell: Alright, we did get hit by an 18 wheeler truck and it did cause problems but we had a show to get to so we just picked the pieces of glass out of our skin and out of the window and put it in a box and worried about it later. That night in Leeds we had two people in the van at all times because we had a window out and you could see people looking in and waiting to see what they could steal when we left… it was scary.
Jake: It was like vultures around a wounded animal. It was scary, that is never a fun position to be in.
Chappell: Jokes on them as all our shit is broken.
Jake: It was sorted in the end though. We visited Durham on this tour and the stereotype of Northerners being super friendly is so, so true. We got sent village to village until someone could help us and now we have a solid aluminium plate instead of a window. I think it’s a fair game though as our van is now zombie proof to an extent.
Chappell: Only on our side though!
Jake: It’s all on the side Chappell and I sit on so we’re safe.