[quote=@Melo]
Bards and not getting lucky? They usually rock that uber charisma stat :P

This is dnd now ;p
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Well, of course his charisma stat is maxed out, that's how I roll (10 pts for DnD puns)! I said he wouldn't get any of the action, not that he wouldn't try! This is one of those comedic harems where the [i]truly[/i]  hot one never gets the girl. :p