[quote=@Fabulous Knight]
Do I make a post outlining Cherry-Eater...not doing anything?
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Give him a day off to spend mindlessly scrolling through tumblr with a bag of Satan doritos.

You can also spend Might to level the little guy manually, or have him pass through the Arpeggio while being inspired to start a cult by a dream. I'm planning something vaguely similar too.