[quote=@Heroic]
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Keen sense of balance and control over your movements. And maybe a magnet or two.

Do people make livings off of that?
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That's genius. I've always wanted a jacket cape, but apparently putting tape under the shoulders is "tacky."

Unfortunately. To quote Doctor Doofenshmirtz, "Get a job, thinky-boys."