[quote=@Dynamics]
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That's genius. I've always wanted a jacket cape, but apparently putting tape under the shoulders is "tacky."

Unfortunately. To quote Doctor Doofenshmirtz, "Get a job, thinky-boys."
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To be fair, the tape is only tacky if it isn't covered up.

That's awesome. Getting paid to make people think about stuff by sounding wise and introspective.