[s]This post is going to be ridiculous in so many ways and I apologize in advance. [/s]

Edit: Confirmed.

This post is rated N for No One for ridiculousness, internal dialogue hell, and a passion for fashion. I apologize for any baseless accusations on Akito's part ([s]and will rewrite mistakes made on character appearances if asked[/s]). It's also all fluff, and I'm sorry for that. 

Slam dunks this post in the garbage. 
Carry on.