[quote=@Darlit Glitch]
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eh, i've caused the apocolipse, turned characters into the void, and made stupidity something that breaks the laws of physics.
also some dude eats zombies, there's a money stealing ninja kiwi that works alongside a wallet stealing bluejay, and some dude has world war three on his lawn and it freezes in time when he opens his front door.
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You're getting into the realm of my everyday IRL convos with friends with that kind of randomness. I'm impressed.