[quote=@Darlit Glitch]
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*Laughs.*
It's not the oddest thing i have stored away.
Besides, this thing is actually indestructible, for some odd reason...
*Holds up the rubber chicken and looks at it.*
I really don't know why though.
*Waves it around.*
I mean, seriously, what's the point of making [i]this[/i] indestructible?
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It is life's greatest mystery, my friend.

[quote=@Dynamics]
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*Covers my mouth and whispers to you*
I let her win. You should have no trouble.
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My hearing is really good, you know.

[quote=@Ignacious]
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*calmly places on my hand on the table*
Ready?
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*Shakes my hands and then places mine back on the table and takes yours*
As I'll ever be.