So I've been stalking this thread, and I'm not sure if I can both make time for this or come up with a decent character, but I did see something that for the life of me, I just can't let go:

[quote=@DrewVonAwesome]
Born and raised off the [b]Golden Coast[/b] of Australia
[/quote]
It's the [i][b]Gold[/b][/i] Coast, man. The Gold Coast.
[sub][i]Why does everyone outside of Aus think it's the Golden Coast?[/i][/sub]