[quote=Mahz]
I think your topics are getting a bit incessant, dude. Can you dial back your topic-creation rate yourself?
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You're asking the impossible. It's kind of Nat's thing to make a million pointless, obnoxious, unamusing and directionless threads for reasons that most people can't quite grasp, kind of like if it were that fetish people have about dragons fucking cars.