I wouldn't even want to go somewhere that doesn't appreciate the delicacy that is the peanut butter and chocolate syrup sandwich.

Uncultured savages!

EDIT:: Chocolate shell syrup confuses and infuriates me, and I won't tolerate its impure touch defiling my glorious peanut butter sandwich.

EDIT:: Also, nothing beats the peanut butter-peanut butter sandwich. Peanut butter, topped with dried peanut butter powder. Double peanut butter power.