[quote=@LeeRoy]

Your food stinks of violence, ours smells of victory.

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Is it that wonderful smell that makes you lot eat so damn [i]much[/i] of it then?  Perhaps there is some rather distasteful history behind our own food, but it's also extensive- and we've learned the art of proper portion sizes!  While the world mocks you as rotund, we are the pinnacle of elegance!