[center][h1][color=00aeef]Ian Stryder[/color][/h1]
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[color=AFEEEE]"If you'll think back I did warn you about entering unknown waters and the potential of predators. I see I was right about the predator; just what did you expect me to do? Jump in and save you?"[/color] 

Ian stopped moving towards her, standing, staring. It was quite. [color=00aeef]"YES! That's a normal human thing to do! Even for me!"[/color] He ignored her next words, instead saying, [color=00aeef]"We could have fought it off together. Team Crazy, back to back, fighting off evil Stevens!"[/color] Realizing that the girl might not know what a Steven was he held it up as he said it's name. [color=00aeef]"He's a bit nasty on the surface, but really once you get to know him, past the rough scales and serrated teeth, he really is a passionate lover."[/color]

Glancing down at his leg, Ian once more looked insulted. [color=00aeef]"Really? My leg too? Do you really have to insult everything I do? First you ditch me with the fish, now you're insulting my medical work and survival skills. What's next? Am I too tall also? Actually, on second thought, I've heard that one before. You're going to have to think of something more original. Like my ears. Say something about my ears."[/color] He smiled for a second having thought of the perfect insult, before realizing it was about him. [color=00aeef]"Nevermind, don't. That would be just mean. You would be a mean person. Not a good person. A bad... mean... evil... ugly person. Sorry, that was a bit mean of me. See! Now you're rubbing off on me! God, you're great. Great at being terrible. Not great at being great. That's me. I'm great at being great. You're great at being terrible. Still great, but terrible at the same time. And as for my medical aid, me and my leg will be taking our services elsewhere. We feel we have been insulted enough. Good day mam!"[/color]

Ian turned his body, properly sticking out his hurt leg and putting his full weight onto it. Immediately it collapsed beneath his body. Support missing, the rest of him crashed down, faceplanting straight into the soft dirt. Raising his head Ian's eyes locked onto the girl. Begrudgingly he stuck out his leg. [color=00aeef]"This, does not mean I've forgiven you."[/color]