[quote=Lucius Cypher]
TOO LATE! I SHALL SPLATTER YOU UPON THE WALLS AND FRY YOU LIKE AN EGG! OBSERVE!I am a horrible chef, so we may need to repeat this process a few times. LUCKILY I AM ALSO A MASTER SCIENTIST!WE SHALL GROW EGG FLESH FROM YOUR BODY SO THAT YOU MAY CONTINUE TO FEED THE HUNGER!
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But...that'd taste terrible!