[quote=@Zarkun]
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I mean it, next person to try and get clever with my name gets stabbed. In the face. With a dull spork.
[/quote]

Zarkunator, Zarky, Zarkilicious, Nukraz, Donald Zark, Zark Brannigan, Tom and Zarky, Zarkun and the Lost Arc, Alas poor Zarkun, I knew he. Also, supercalifragilisticezarkialidocious.