[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Well geez man, I know I'm a bad chef, but you don't have to rub it into my face.AND FOR THAT YOU WILL BE THE NEXT ON THE OPERATING TABLE! FIRST EXPERIMENT; MAKING YOU MORTAL!
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D'aww, I'm sorry Lord Lucius, i didn't mean to offend you with that! I'm just saying that flesh eggs taste like terrible. And Butts. C'mon man, I'll teach ya how to cook WITHOUT fleshy abominations. Wouldn't that be great? 
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Also please stop cutting into my planty bits, it's making me feel all tingly.