Well the good news is, thank you. The bastardization of the sounds of the Queen's English was difficult. I had to approximate the spellings and sounds to get the phonetics to be spoken as if the accent was present in normal speech. Although the case in point was to create text that the characters have to try and decipher for immersive purposes.

"Y'r wit'wish'n's uberthir, boot itzan Ma'bar... Gitett? New drink'oop g'rl, y'r tap's Aaron'n." = "your White Russian is over there, but its in my bar. Get it? Now drink up girl, your tab is a running."

"Oi! Dongit sort'd rend'ere g'rl. y'stillo the House. Tymta paa'oop end gitut new, 'fer'icl m'boss." = "(generic exclamation!) Do not get started around here girl. You still owe the house. Time to pay up and get out now, before I call my boss."