[quote=@Zarkun]
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I found dodge balls are also effective. Life leaves me alone for weeks at a time when I beg it so hard with dodge balls it's bruises have bruises.
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Probably just end up hitting my own head

[quote=@Joshua Tamashii]
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[i]summons a cute kitty plushie that dances a funny jig[/i]
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I don't think that's going to cut it this time