[quote=@Meiyuki]
Fortunately for me I've got job opportunities lined up.  Unfortunately I'll be working until I'm impossibly old to pay off the loans.  Unless I crack primes,  then I'll own everything.  Muwahahahaha!  *ahem*  sorry.
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I am supporting you through the cracking of primes. Be sure to remember me when you are wealthy. But being a grown up is scary. Last year I was "Roth IRA? I'll never own a house....Insurance?????" And now it is like "I can retire at 34 if I keep maxing out my retirement and I'll look for houses in six months when I have a down payment and #full time benefits" 

Adulting changes you man....