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	Oh Hiddy Hiddy Hiddy Hiddy Hiddy.... Hide yo' fucking asses! 

	Life for the Richies Riches ended horribly, it may just end for you that way as well. You are trying to get your shit in order, or at least the couch but hey, things don't always go your way. They rarely go your way. You see, the mighty Gods that look over you and like to play you as pieces in their demented Chess game gave you several options to which way the winds would take the Walkers. Some were good, decent even. Maybe a few could have fallen in that once luxurious pool, causing some splashing that would have turned the Walkers attention that way. Bunch of deadies in a pool ain't no thing but a chicken wing, ya? Nope. Okay, that would have been awesome but perhaps that they tried to push through the windows and one gets caught up slowing the advance and giving you time to get that couch into place. Yeah, no luck there. 

	In fact, you got some majorly bad bad bad luck. Maybe it was bad Juju, someone did flip off the dice gods this morning. What ever the reason you are S C R E W E D... SCREWED. That couch turns out to be heavier than it looks, it gets caught on the floor area rug. Such beautiful weaving and craftsmanship decided it didn't want to be left behind when its buddy was taken. It clung along like a bad Ex always trying to text you in the middle of a date with someone new. Ain't that just peachy. Oh, did you see the peach tree outside? They do look yummy. FOCUS PEOPLE!

	That group of Walkers has bashed right on through those windows. You would think that some Rich Ass in Ga would have paid for stronger windows considering how many tornadoes wreck through the area a year but hey, pretty furniture and swimming pools (movie stars) were much more important. Move your asses folks! They are inside and you don't have anymore time to fight with Lumpy The Bumpy Couch one moment longer!