[quote=@Frengo]
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Honourable mention to the people that write like this:

"Tim would walk across the road." instead of "Tim walked across the road."

It doesn't sound like a much, but when you read three paragraphs of it, you end up confused... like, thinking you've just read a hypothetical outcome to a character's situation, as opposed to what's actually happened/going to happen.
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That type is actually future tense, which I understand if they're [i]denoting future actions.[/i] But writing shit like "Time walks across the road" especially when EVERYONE ELSE is writing in past tense is just painful to read. 

First person as well. Unbearable in any case, but in RP? It's just stupid!