[quote=@poog the pig]
<Snipped quote by BBeast>

LIFPRASIL DOESN'T CARE

HE'S GOT A FLINGY SWORD

HE'LL FIGHT ANYONE
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*As the sun rises, Lifprasil and his opponent prepare to duel to the death*

Opponent: Haha! I am a master fencer! You cannot defeat me!

Lifprasil: *swings "sword" around blindly like a toddler with a plastic noodle*

Opponent: Uhhh....

Lifprasil's Sword: Flesh! I want his flesh!

Lifprasil's Armour: Shutup, you glorified kitchen knife!

Opponent: Did... did your weapon just threaten me?

Lifprasil: Ya, but don't worry, I can hold him back! Probably! Maybe! Possibly! *gets whipped in the face by his own weapon*

Opponent: *drops his swords and walks away slowly, never to return*