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I'm bored, so here's how I imagine the other gods might 'curse' poor mortals:

Astarte forces them to lick a rock that makes them explode.
Ilunabar gives them drugs and laughs as they all [i]tragically[/i] kill one another.

Jvan makes them "beautiful" then dumps them on another planet.

Kyre single-handedly axe murders them all.

Logos says something about being kingg then compresses them all into a sugar cube.

Mammon finds some demented way to make them cannibalize one another, then twists the survivors into demons.

Niciel dumps them into the Valley of Peace and soon they're just a bunch if tree-loving hippies.

Reathos makes some ten legged, seven eyed, five mouthed, ninety-two armed predator to eat them.

Teknall throws a hammer at them and they explode a la Ashlings.

Toun cures them of imperfections such as feelings, flesh, blood, life...

Ull'yang no-scopes them from across the universe and gives them a sunburn.

Vakarlon does nothing. His insane dragon-kid just eats them all.

Vestec giggles and bad things happen.

Vowzra uses time powers to make them prematurely bald, then tells his ants to eat them all.

Zephyrion revokes their right to breathe.

Now someone needs to make a hero to collect 'em all! Managing to get all of those curses lobbed onto one character would be a feat worthy of a novel.
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Lifprasil just yells 'damn the gods!' and swings his sword a lot.

Edit: [@Antarctic Termite] wouldn't androgynous be a better term for a god? It doesn't sound very... Divine

When I hear genderfluid I just imagine Jvan as a Proffessional blogger.