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Jvan runs an 18+ fanfiction blog riddled with self-inserts in steamy relationships with the other gods. It's called 'Divinudes- The Gaiety Foreplay'.

Here's an excerpt.

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Hi my name is Zephyrion Cha’nge Primordial Supreme Uberbeing and I have long hurricane-blown hair (that’s how I got my name) with lightning streaks and rainy tips that reaches my mid-back and hailstorm blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Donald Trump (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jvan but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m the Lord of Change but my palace is straight and stable. I have no skin. I’m also a god, and I live on a planet called Galbar in the newborn universe where I’m in the seventh geological age (I’m 14,245,897,354,179). I’m a shouty bastard (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloudy grey. I love the Textile Grove and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a grey corset with matching lace around it and a grey leather miniskirt, grey fishnets and grey combat boots. I was wearing grey lipstick, grey foundation, grey eyeliner and grey eye shadow. 

I was flying outside Galbar. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about because I'm the First Gale and a motherfuckin' storm deity. A lot of Gods of Order stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[@Cyclone]
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"The entire bus clapped"


really though, that's fucking hilarious.

Edit: [img]https://38.media.tumblr.com/65460789a2cb67fa9a104f3d450b4130/tumblr_inline_n3dz1qttng1qi15y9.gif[/img]

Working on Lif's next collab post like