OK I'm going to go die in a hole. It was a bad joke and I took it way too far and made somebody feel bad. If it's any consolation, I leave the thread for a while so you don't have to deal with me. OK? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anybody. But that clearly has happened so I don't know how else to fix this problem that I created but to go on hiatus from the thread for a few days. Again I am very sorry to everyone, especially River, and I will get out of your hair.