[quote=@The Irish Tree]
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I am now imagining an infant screaming while being spun on a pottery wheel. Covered in clay. There's a special circle in hell, and I just booked reservations.
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And I only now just realised that it could, at worst, rip off the movie Ghost. With the spinning baby added. Yeah, book a seat for me on that ride as well, mate.