[quote=@Cyclone]
Zeph's Dojo is actively seeking new recruits. Prospective demigods should yell at the sky today, in order to receive a free 30-day trial and Wind-jitsu lessons!
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Meanwhile, if you want to to contact Vulamera for telepathy instruction, just think until you have a headache and hum ominously for a few hours. Or days. Or years. She'll get to you eventually, we gurantee!