[quote=@Tsubaki]
Ah, the wonderful world of tables, where the tables are born under the carpenter's careful supervision, grow up and become bigger dining tables, get married to a set of chairs, have children (little coffee tables and stools)... and then perish, dispersed into wooden dust. 

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Or the marriage ends because they were tacky and the bathroom needs an update. So they get thrown out to the curb and the local junkies swing through to take them away and sell them for some smack.