I am more adept at messing around than picking up, but if you insist.

"Woah, are those real"

"I will have a melon... I mean a martini!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, i want to do it in the staff room".


"Help me i dont want to die as virgin".

"Something chilly cause it got really hot around here with you babeh".

"Am i dead cause I am seeing an angel...with something funny in the eyes. Probably you want that checked out".

"I will have you... with no ice. Hot and steamy."