Hey hey hey! I uh...
[center][sub][i]Dammit, Penny, you rehearsed this. Don't flub it up now.[/i][/sub][/center]

...have absolutely no idea what I'm doing here. But hey, the newbie pm said to post something here, and well, who am I to disobey instructions sent by internet strangers?
[center][sub][i]Wait, no! Stop! Don't show weakness![/i][/sub][/center]

So yeah. I've never actually, well, roleplayed before. I mean, I write. A lot. Like, waaay too much. But roleplaying? Never.
[center][sub][i]Abort! ABORT![/i][/sub][/center]

I've been lurking on here for a while. Or, two days. Whatever. It seems pretty fun though, and the people seem nice, so I kind of figured, what the hell? Why not give it a shot?

So, peoples of the Guild, if you'll have her, Penny's here.
[center][sub][i]Oh God, what have you just signed up for?![/i][/sub][/center]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2sviKmRPvY[/youtube]
Well, if anybody needs me, I'll just be listening to this on repeat. Forever.