[quote=@Fabricant451]
In general you're probably better off not going to a Chinese buffet. I'm sure there's one out there that is, like, decent but...I've never found one so that means it doesn't exist. 
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I've been to a few decent ones. There is even one around here that is consistently great. You do have to watch out though, since most are pretty meh. I think the surest warning sign your Chinese buffet is shit is when they serve corn. All the shitty ones serve corn somewhere off to the side of the traditional stuff for inexplicable reason.