[quote=@Shorticus]
I certainly don't expect a seven dollar buffet to taste like a meal Genghis Khan would stop conquering the world for.
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I feel like Ghengis would feel less motivated to conquer the world if his experience with everyone else's food was horrible, to be honest. Why rule that shithole when they eat noodles that give you diarrhea!? Nothing good can come out of that, you'd just be placing unnecessary burden on yourself. On the other hand, if he had some really great Chinese food after months of horse steak and war rations, Khan probably would've pole vaulted over that goddamn wall and conquered every restaurant himself.
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The Mongols probably didn't have to deal with the Great Wall, but it's just not as hilarious without the wall in the way.[/sub][/s]