(Actually I know there are real disorders that prevent people from aging correctly, and even some that make you age too fast or too slow.)

Granted. However, the Chemistry test you were supposed to take has been postponed indefinitely, instead you have a surprise College Biology test first hour.

I wish I owned and had access to the worlds most powerful supercomputer, with top virus protection, shorting protection, lifetime warranty, and a monitor, mouse, keyboard, plug, webcam, headset, and built in speakers (Gotta be super specific on this).