Rolling for initiative:
19 + 15/2 = 27....
Wow... just... wow...

Lugia told to roll 2 times. So here goes

7 and 18

Taking 18 for my hit

My luck is 16... So I crit by that.

Cacti rolled a 6.

12x2 + 7 + 3
34 damage....

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Talking to Lugia. We kinda had a little chat about crits and all....
Because it ignores armor, we decided to make it that the crit will now do 1.5x weapon damage, rounded up. 

So...

12x1.5 + 7 + 3
28 damage

Also had lugia make me the target from the cactis for a spell. It rolled a 1..... I rolled a 2.... I dodge.. but that was a bit of a joke...