[quote=@Leidenschaft]
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Sounds like the morning after a night of late-night taco bell.
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I promise you, your rankest, most NCB warfare like shart has nothing on the accumulative horror of sewage that's been isolated in a pipe for 2 weeks without aeration or flow. 

Guess who had to cut it open with a sawsall? :D

[quote=@gcold]
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Back in my days, some idiot decided to twirl a trombone. Guy clocked the back of his own head and nearly scored a KO.

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Now I really feel sorry for [url=http://www.theplaidzebra.com/in-the-good-ol-u-s-of-a-why-are-these-families-living-in-the-sewer-system-of-las-vegas/]these guys[/url].
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Maybe your trombonist thought he was Darth Maul.

As for that link, first thing that came to mind:

[img]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/c/c8/Mutantvillage.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060822150627[/img]

[img]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/1/14/X-Men_Age_of_Apocalypse_Vol_1_2_page_03_Morlocks_%28Earth-295%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101231155943[/img]

[quote=@Monochromatic Rainbow]
[@Dervish]

Can confirm. Septic tanks are evil.

As usual, standing water makes everything worse.
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I don't know how those guys driving the septic hauler trucks do it; I've seen those guys eat sandwiches and not wear gloves and somehow not mutate/ die horribly from infection.