[color=aba000]"Has anyone ever told you that you speak like tremendous boy-molesting fruit?"[/color]

Rasputin pulled out of the drive, the car giving an odd thump as Rasputin ran something over. If he had bothered to look back, he could have found a dead and much flatter stray cat. Also Seyrun's blindingly obvious, incredibly ugly silver hunk shich she called a familiar, but that was another story entirely.

[color=aba000]"All the same, the Japanese will likely be out of our hair for a while, wondering how we plan to accomplish such a feat. They are simple creatures in this way. Now, first step in our master plan, you are needing some clothes. Taking care of one's appearance is the first step in making a miracle!"[/color]

Rasputin stopped to scratch his face, the irony of what he had just said completely lost on him.

[color=aba000]"Now, essentially, here is the great Rasputin's brilliant master plan: I have no plan. What I do have, however, is a list of great evils that lay within this world. It is our duty as men of faith to purge these evils, and I am thinking the Fuyuki City church is being an excellent place to start, yes?"[/color], He held up a hand as if to stop something, [color=aba000]"And before you are answering, this was rhetorical yes, so do not actually feel that you must be answering."[/color]

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