[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
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Well Evan's at West Point so we can argue he has access to more STALKER LARPing equipment than any of us. Or really: more modern LARPing equipment than any of us and the most authentic.
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I have some dirty Iraq-era body armor, a gas mask from the 1990s, and a rucksack that permanently compressed my spine a half inch. I look like a goofy grey blob. I'm not a cool STALKER.