[quote=@Enki]
Jen doesn't plan on working.  She plans on getting drunk as all hell and seeing who she can con into going to the back alley to steal their soul.
[/quote]

Then my character catches on and kicks her butt. Or dies on her first day on the job, the opposite of dying the day before retirement. But even if she dies she won't be killed and be back to work the next day, inexplicably.