I got damn double ninja'd damn it, I gotta figure out what's going on now.

Granted, you're not going to work today. There is no work, there is no anything. The world got sucked into a black hole that was once our sun because a mad scientist failed to realize that blowing up our sun would not only kill everyone else on the planet but himself as well. At least there's no work in the afterlife, is there?

I wish Order 66 never happened, Palpatine was "Removed" from office, and all the Jedi Lived.