[quote=@Natsucooldude]
throwing the squishy wizard at the enemy? are you daft?
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Not daft.. Part of what makes it humorous is that the idea is ridiculous.. The humor is that if it works than the joke is successful and you just defeated mobs in the most ridiculous and ironic manner.. also if you use polymorph instead of illusion than you could actually become a real threat. Everyone uses polymorph for casting at mobs but I think if use correctly could allow you to abandon your squishy-ness.. You could be sort of like Macarov from Fairy Tail! Still i admit the entire idea is silly but you take thing way too seriously.. :p