Wish granted. However one day your radio breaks down and during the subsequent, rushed attempt to fix it with nothing more than the very first screwdriver you were able to get hold of in order to poke around a bit, the power grid sends you its greetings and you can't let loose until your house is cut off the supply line because of an unpaid electricity bill.

I wish to be assimilated into a collective of cyborg aliens so I can take control of it.