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Daniel would be sweating the entire time. "Oh, you're Aila's dad? That's so sweet. When did you guys adopt her? You seem so young! How long have you two been married?"

[sub]"Your death will be slow and painful. No electronics, no sweets, no alcohol, and no more Dance Dance Revolution days for all of eternity. If you really want me to be your dad, then you're grounded until you stop shedding.[/sub]