[quote=@TheEvanCat]
The trick to socialized healthcare is to set it up and then immediately work to institute a culture that stigmatizes anyone who goes to the doctor as a pussy. Write them negative reports at their job, have their peers judge them for weakness, and make sure that every boss suspects that their employee is trying to sham out. That way you keep costs and waiting times down because a million people won't go in for their sniffles.

They'll get over their respiratory infection or sprained wrist by sucking it up and eating over the counter Motrin like candy or drinking a fuckload of water, building character as they go. Alternatively, people learn basic medical skills and treat themselves and their buddies with household equipment. 

Literally can't go wrong.
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Literally:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f0cBrCTeis[/youtube]